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  • run bike swim

    What the ever fuck am I doing

    I decided to forgo the sport of triathlon this season (after four years of unsuccessfully drowning myself). This, after finally purchasing a ridiculous carbon fiber triathlon bike that has thusly seen less than 40…

    August 27, 2018
  • literati

    dear sophie

    Dear Sophie, I’m walking around our rickety first-floor Victorian apartment looking for traces of you… bits of fur nestled in the crook of a door, a piece of kibble left behind your food dish,…

    May 18, 2018
  • random run bike swim

    goal setting for 2017

    Becoming a consistent runner and triathlete has afforded me so many positive benefits it would take a lifetime to list them all–and I would end up being punched in the face repeatedly if I…

    December 26, 2016