It’s true. I bought a juicer strictly for cocktail purposes. Fuck it. Fuck it! Anyway, I bought a Breville juicer from Amazon–it was {perhaps still is?} on sale for $99 and has a solid…

No matter how you explain to your coworkers what a food blogger’s dinner is, it still sounds like an episode from Portlandia. “I’ve never been to one of these things, but I think it’s…