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  • my kitchen

    oat milk for all!

    Hello dear readers. Yes, it’s been some time since I’ve contributed to my sad, lonely website of essays blog. But seeing as how I recently left my executive level position at a brand agency…

    February 27, 2019
  • run bike swim

    What the ever fuck am I doing

    I decided to forgo the sport of triathlon this season (after four years of unsuccessfully drowning myself). This, after finally purchasing a ridiculous carbon fiber triathlon bike that has thusly seen less than 40…

    August 27, 2018
  • literati

    dear sophie

    Dear Sophie, I’m walking around our rickety first-floor Victorian apartment looking for traces of you… bits of fur nestled in the crook of a door, a piece of kibble left behind your food dish,…

    May 18, 2018