I turn 40 on Wednesday. Fuck this shit. It’s quite a bit of fakery fuckery–as opposed to fakery as my mac would like to auto-correct. It’s probably less of fakery fuckery to those over forty…

Shaudere? Shaudere? It’s Chow-dah! Say it right! — Freddy Quimby, Mayor Quimby’s nephew Every so often everything clicks and something amazing happens in the kitchen… this weekend I may have made one of my…